These are two peoples that always nudge me whenever i singed up on MSN messenger...
Constance L.Joo Lian->A female bookworm who looks like a nerd...but be careful...she got double personalities...and she can be pretty nasty sometimes.....
JV->A guy who always talk dirty and according to him-"I fell incomplete if I didn't say f**k to someone in a day"and...he had pretty good reputations among girls...
OK..one night..we were having conversation on IM....
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me: hey, constance...you're doing medic rite??
C :yeahh....why??
me: how's medic? tough?(asking silly questions)
C : ok ok la...I can wear white robe when I start working later...
and JV signed up and joined the conversation....
C :.....can't wait....
JV :white robe?? f**k up!!
me : JV sibok jekkk...
C : yeah lol~~
JV :blueks~
C : later...when you injured...I dun wanna treat you...I'll let the nurses do that....
me : that?(started to get blurr)
Jv :'that'?? Hoho...nurses...THAT'S SO PORNO!! I like....
C : chew! what porno...
me :hehehe..JV..you tell her laaa
JV : duh! nurse are like fantasy objects for guys...rite?
me : =_=
C :ewh...you guys are dirty..dammit
me :eleh...like you never talk dirty pulak..
JV : you kan expert...
C : one of my book...there's one whole chapter about guys stuffs...ew...geli la...
me :you mean our friend down there?....
JV :haha...geli??let me show you a real one...haha...
C :hoit! you guys ah...i circumcise you....tau la...
me :dah buat dah...you circumcise la JV's little guy down there..hehe
JV :try la....I'll kill you...
me :C...that means..you need lot of anesthetics la....kasi him pengsan...and potong kasi habis!!
JV :well well...finally C talk about guys stuff....I know you very hanmsap la C....
.......and those fun conversation stopped due to the stupid-dumb-dumb steamyx...
(dialogues were improvised a bit~a bit only ok!)
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